2017 – LEGS Performance Festival, Giswil (CH)
I read the following poem two times in two different places, then I run away.
Attention. This *** is completely useless. It’s pointless, fruitless, futile, sterile, vain, cheap, unnecessary, irrelevant, ridicolous, verbose, prolix. This *** is senseless, silly, absurd, airy-fairy, illogical, inconsequential, irrational, self-contradictory, foolish, freaking and crazy. It’s laking meaning and purpose. This *** is garbage, crap and completely bullshit. And this *** is also boring, annoying, unbearable, soporific, insensate, common, banal, insipid, unoriginal, irritating, disturbing, dull, monotonous, repetitive, vague, tame and flat. So that’s way this *** is problematic, confusing, questionable, uncertain, controversial, indistinct, inconclusive, precarious, changeable, equivocal, ambiguous, suspect, dangerous, iffy, risky, hesitating, enigmatic, odd. Maybe some of you will lose their temper and will go home with the unpleasent feeling of being screwed around, teased, or having wasted their time and money. They will be right because here I’ve already said too much non-sense. No-no, nothing, non possumus neglecting nonconformity. And what is going to come will only be a rambling speach, full of useless words, contradictions and oxymorons. But I’m not here to amuse you! Don’t force yourself to be amused. Rather, feel free to leave. Someone else will feel delighted, intricated, intractable, intransigent, interlaced, interrelated, introverted, intrepid, intrigant, intrinsic, intraspecific, entreprising, inter-changed, interlocked, interchageable, interrupted, relived. If you are an incompetent person and if you feel unsure, insecure, irriverent, irrisponsible and completly lost, just like me, in this bunch of words, and if the confusion of these ideas confined, converted and connected could somehow please you, then, this *** is for you.
